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... so today I tried unsuccessfully to get a copy of the "gummy bear ransom note". Unfortunately, the guilty party (or who I was almost positive WAS the guilty party) had NO EVIDENCE of such a note... Imagine that? Lesson #1 learned: If you're going to do something really bad, cover your tracks. Check. Got it.
I was also reminded that the human victim sent out two notices: 1 an email plea to simply "let her know her gummies were ok and in a safe place for the week", and 2: An official AMBER ALERT, posted on her door, the elevators, etc. Yeeeessss! Bitchin'!
It appears my next job is clear: track down the Amber Alert. Stat!
And so the saga continues... even after all these years...
P.S. Based on the email plea I saw, this happened in 2002 not 2003. Lesson #2: In a criminal investigation, make sure you get your facts straight. I will need these lessons if I ever apply for a job as a mafia flunkie... or a cop... I'll let you know which...
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